Dear Mr. Blog Spammer,
Today you put in a lot of time and effort leaving your droppings all over my blog. I hope it didn’t take too long because none of them will ever see the light of day, not even for a split second. Here’s why:
I approve ALL comments on this blog before they are viewable to the public. Also, it’s super easy to tell when someone is just trying to get links back to their site, especially when they put a link right there in the comment.
You’ve got a lot to learn about blog spamming. Shoot… you’re probably going to get banned from leaving comments on all WordPress blogs before the day is out!
Did you know that WordPress blogs such as this one are equipped with a blog-spam notification system? It’s pretty cool, actually. Here’s how it works: See, when someone spams a blog like you did, it’s a simple matter to mark it as spam during the approval process. The spam is then sent to a central database and when enough blogs mark you as a spammer, you are done.
Isn’t that neat!
I suppose you think I’m picking on you specifically, but the truth is, you really earned this post. It’s not everyone that can stink up my email box with sixteen “Please Moderate” messages (and counting, apparently… I’m getting new messages in my email box as I write this. You’re a busy little poopie pants, aren’t you?).
Well, I’m happy we could spend this time together. And, don’t worry; together we will see to it that your blog spamming days are over forever.
Your friend,
William
